EXCELLENT

Sometimes, I think they say these things to manipulate the public. Other times, I think they're just stupid. But most of the time? Most of the time I think they do it expressly to bring me joy.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

Also, I LOVE this:

365 Days Project

And I think I have a song from 2003 that they put up that I found randomly on the internet. I heart the internet.