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I think my favorite "internet-spawned" phrases would have to be:

*headdesk*

and

*facepalm*

Because they're SO DESCRIPTIVE. Deceptively simple, yet true to life.

Wow. I'm getting so deep in my old age.

SCARY.

Bloody Muse *grumble grumble*

My Muse has to be the most mercurial, obstinate creature in any plane of existence.

First, she abandons me to go beach-hopping in Hawai'i for a year. Then, she comes back and inspires me to write poetry instead of finishing my book. And then disappears again.

And when she finally returns and inspires me to write something substantial, she sticks around for a grand total of six hours and 40 hand-written pages, most of which is ridiculously bad.

GRR!!!

I am venting. Because if I don't, I will strangle something. Or someone. Someone small. Who lives on my shoulder and taunts me endlessly.

*glowers at Muse* "You will pay, errant pixie."


Back to life now. ... Crap, my car needs gas.