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Breakfast in 45 minutes. YES!

For anyone who was considering it as a career, making copies for hours on end is NOT. FUN.

With good music and/or DVDs playing nearby, one or two hours is not so bad.

But four hours of position page-flip-position next page-flip-check printout-position next page-flip and so on?

Blecch. Kill me now. Or feed me breakfast. Whichever's easier.

This is it, friends. The end of the world.

Seriously, who sits around dreaming up this kind of insanity? I want names!

I mean, IT'S A ROBOT ARMY! A REAL ONE!

"Mr Quinn says there are plans to replace the computer screen, joysticks and keypad in the remote-control unit with a Gameboy-style controller and virtual-reality goggles."

To make war and murder more compatible with the forward-thinking youths who've spent their adolescence mowing down zombies and innocent bystanders, see?