First Line of the Month Meme

( This is that thing where you look back at your first post of each month of the previous year, and write out the first line. And then comment on it. Snarkily, if possible. Clicky clicky! )

And what I've learned from this is that I only post when a) someone is sick, dying, or dead; b) when I'm bored, bored, bored; and c) when I come across something too nifty not to share.

Let's hope for a more interesting year this time around, yes? Yes.