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Hyper + Scully = um... well, this:
Jul. 11th, 2004 12:48 amProduct Concept
"SO DOPE"
Tired of the old, boring caffeinated soda beverage? Try So Dope - dopamine in a can! 100% pure, raw energy, siphoned directly from the source (our very own Intrepid Entomolygist, Dana Scully)!
Actual testimonial(*) from a So Dope drinker:
"It's true, man! This stuff is great! I drank ONE can, and had enough energy to run half-way to Canada(**)!!! I felt like I could take over the world(***)! It's SO DOPE!"
So the next time you find your batteries are running a little low, forget soda. Reach for So Dope!
(*) Testimonial induced through intensive, U.N.-sanctioned torture.
(**) Surgeon General's warning: Exagerration is a possible side-effect of So Dope.
(***) So Dope, Inc. is in no way responsible and may not be held accountable for the actions of its drinkers.
"SO DOPE"
Tired of the old, boring caffeinated soda beverage? Try So Dope - dopamine in a can! 100% pure, raw energy, siphoned directly from the source (our very own Intrepid Entomolygist, Dana Scully)!
Actual testimonial(*) from a So Dope drinker:
"It's true, man! This stuff is great! I drank ONE can, and had enough energy to run half-way to Canada(**)!!! I felt like I could take over the world(***)! It's SO DOPE!"
So the next time you find your batteries are running a little low, forget soda. Reach for So Dope!
(*) Testimonial induced through intensive, U.N.-sanctioned torture.
(**) Surgeon General's warning: Exagerration is a possible side-effect of So Dope.
(***) So Dope, Inc. is in no way responsible and may not be held accountable for the actions of its drinkers.
